I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
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his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
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Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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