so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
We had to coat check the pizza.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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