Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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