Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
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There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
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Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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