How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
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