I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
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