Soap is not a condiment
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
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