is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
We're too hungover to prance.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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