You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
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i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
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Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
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