Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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