"it" just moved
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
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