we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
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Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
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I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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