Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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