i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
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Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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