508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
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NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
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he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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