Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
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I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
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this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
wow bdsm is so cute
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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