this beer tastes like vomit already
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
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I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
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We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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