i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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