it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
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You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
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now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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