So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
it's great music for shaving your balls
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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