So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
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With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
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i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
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