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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
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