sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Randomize
