He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
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