none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
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