If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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