Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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