Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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