hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
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