So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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