I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
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I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
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Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude