I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
29 Of The Most Hilarious And Embarrassing Walks Of Shame Ever
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
These 23 Dudes Get Giddy From Dem Titties
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.