I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?