WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
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I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
Dude. She just shit herself.
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dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia