If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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