I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
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i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
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Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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