i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
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Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
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My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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