i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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