I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
