i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
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I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
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I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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