I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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