I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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