If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
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Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
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Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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