I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
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