Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
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He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
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I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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