the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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