You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
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I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
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im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
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