Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
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I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
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Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
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