The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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