I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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