Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
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i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
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I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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