it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
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He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
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These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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