...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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