Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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