I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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